Overheard on the cart

I am calling it quits for the season in terms of cooking the sausages. All summer long I have been keeping notes on some of the wacky things I actually overheard while cooking for people. Its as if I wasn't there. (please note I haven't made up any of these. They were all actually said)

-we don't have a cl for the component yet

-its bigger than you realize, cuz the pants are holding it in.

-i think my room mate stabbed someone.
-I don't need the whole world to sEe. I love him and he loves me and that's good enough for me, you know?

-we are sick of that bathroom.
-i had to get me shades back on (irish accent) shaaades! (sung like an 80s rocker)

-youve got stuff to set up. Got a tent to set up. Get the clowns up and ready

-she drives a friggin crotch rocket, zoom zoom (motor bike sounds)

-P1-What are we gonna do with all these kids? P2-hog tie them... I've got an attic! P1-we can play spin the bottle

More to come.

Sent on the TELUS Mobility network with BlackBerry